A few quotes
Madison Sinclair : Does it look like I enjoy being covered in white goo?
Dick Casablancas : Dude. Am I drunk?
Logan : No, dude, you're just special.
Beaver: [ to Dick ] You hit me and you'll suffer worse, I promise you.
Ms. Hauser : What wonderful mountains, Madison!
Madison : Thank you, Mrs. Hauser!
Veronica : Oh, Madison, you have a little... [Rubs her own nose]
Madison : What? Brown? Because I'm a brown-noser? [Sarcastically]
Veronica : No. Glitter. Because you're a fairy princess!
Veronica : Slushies! Get your ice cold frozen...sugar water.
Logan : You had me at "ice cold."
Veronica : What's your poison?
Logan : Oh, emotionally unavailable women. Let's see...uh, I want something that suits my mood.
Veronica : Oooh, I'm sorry. We're all out of liquid evil.
Veronica : And for my next trick! I will take J.B. into the hallway, whisper a few magic words, and when we return, he'll confess.
J.B. : Yeah. Yeah, that'll happen.
[A few minutes later when they return]
J.B : I stole the test.
Veronica : TA DAAAA!
Logan : I'll name my bunny after you, Hanna.
Hanna : [Smiles]
Logan : Um, actually, name it Logan - or break my heart.